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The African five-lined skink, or rainbow mabuya, is a north-central African species of skink lizard.
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Grammotoxin is a toxin in the venom of the tarantula Grammostola spatulata. It is a protein toxin that inhibits P-, Q- and N-type voltage-gated calcium channels in neurons. Grammotoxin is also known as omega-grammotoxin SIA.
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Silvye Alves da Silva is a Brazilian politician serving as a member of the Chamber of Deputies since 2023. From 2011 to 2022, she was a television presenter for Record Goiás.
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