{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer go broke?","punchline":"They kept spending all their cache.","id":438}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}
{"fact":"Cats see six times better in the dark and at night than humans.","length":63}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
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